"Arrgh, you cursed squirrel! Look what you have done! I'm flushing, I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world. Who would've thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful clagginess?"

The Great Mighty Poo, referencing "The Wizard of Oz".

The Great Mighty Poo (also known as "The Beast of Poo Mountain") is a giant opera-singing pile of feces, a boss of the notorious Nintendo 64 classic title, Conker's Bad Fur Day and its Microsoft-led remake, Conker: Live & Reloaded.

He is famously voiced by Chris Marlow.

Why He Rocks

  1. He is a literal living pile of shit — that's singing bass-baritone opera; toilet-humor at its' very best with many unique scatological references spread subtlely and not-so-subtlely throughout.
  2. A Great Mighty Musical Piece that'll be rarely ever going to be competed with.
  3. A crappy and shitty monster, no exclamation of distaste avoids being a pun.
  4. He provides the player with a delightfully silly and dramatic "I'm-the-Villain" song that thankfully avoids telling you all his evil plans while entertaining you at the same time.
  5. His secret excreta combat arts. What's the counter-attack plan for that?

Bad Quality

  1. Due to some people's delicate sensibilities, he can be seen as nauseating, revolting, and unfunny just for the sake of it.
  2. The remake's disgusting censoring. Literally censoring "shit" and "twat" with a fart, which was basically the entire spirit of the song, especially if as rhyme-making words.

Trivia

  • He is the only boss that the player can run out of the battle for after it has begun.
    • If the player reenters the mountain, the battle starts from the beginning.
  • His eyes and mouth have a green sclera in Conkers's Bad Fur Day, but in Conker: Live & Reloaded, his sclera are white, and his pupils are perpetually cross-eyed.
  • While chasing the corns, the Great Mighty Poo's hands are a lot bigger than their size during the fight.
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